hes literally our princess di
i need to get more masc so i can present feminine
So it’s a slice-of-life romance about finding out your girlfriend is half-demon…
Well… not exactly– because that would imply Addison has a girlfriend, despite being totally straight™.
Mary is just a friend. A really hot friend who is a good kisser and has a very, very soft bed. Cyrus is probably the actual crush, being a guy and all. That would make the most sense…
Right?
Prophets will see you flash your right turn signal and say "it is because in the end there was nothing left" and you're supposed to jutlst be fine with it
you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?
you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?
Three qualities of a great cat
talkative affectionate and large
to everybody whos joining tumblr rn lemme go over the rules for you
Rule 1: kill this man on sight
Rule 2: no outside food
❗baby harp seal in leonardcohen ceiling
That’s where seals are going when they go down through a hole in the ice
